11.20.05
forwarding motion sickness…
people, people, PLEASE!!! STOP with the damned email forwarding already!!!
it isn’t just that email forwarding is a maddening form of user-induced SPAM…
it isn’t just that i’ve been using email for fifteen fuckin’ years now, and thus, I’ve seen all of the Nigerian bank scams, MLM schemes, novelty photos, chain
letters, purity tests, pleas from terminal cancer patients, "free blue jeans" offers, and every damned top ten joke list g*d ever permitted….. what about the Darwin Awards? how come nobody ever forwards me the damned Darwin Awards anymore???
man… it isn’t even just because, as a computer geek and IT professional, I subscribe to all the major security alert lists, and thus, have seen all the real virus alerts long before the third- or fourth- hand "warning" you so conscientiously lob my way arrives….
no: what really irks me, is that the only email i ever get from most of you fuckers, is some damned stupid, INBOX clogging, SPAM-filter confusing fucking forward!!!
STOP IT!!! Send me a real damned electronic letter, addressed to me, or…. shut the fuck up already!!!
Sorry…. just had to get that out….